See, in my crazy fantasies, all this pretty fluff and pink stuff is his…to make him feel better because the woman he married is mean, and hurts him for fun, but then she gives him all these trinkets he can show off to the other boys.
Get back inside until I need you.(via
ooooh I’m so annoyed with myself—this was supposed to be for the Free! kinkmeme but I was most of the way done with this before I realized I’d completely misread the prompt ugh dammit self
I think the technical term for this is happy accident.
This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen.
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the...