(Source: fangirlingtilltheend, via explicit-yaoi)
You know how fetishes are formed? Fetishes are formed when you have a conservative religious upbringing and you have all these buried thoughts in your brain about how you should save special beautiful things about you, for example your hair and your ankles, for your husband and then you see something like a man in a veil and suddenly you’re like HOLY SHIT WHY IS THIS HOT? And like all your other fetishes (hello 1950s) you neatly invert the genders and suddenly you’re sitting here going, “wow, how do I get a partner to wear modest things as a kinky sex thing that turns me on?!”
Oh god, this is like the bestest entertainment ever. Who needs a tv. Want. (Do you think Amazon Prime would work for this…?)
Yep, I have Opinions on the abolition of the Oxford comma.
This is HANDS DOWN my favorite grammatical example.
(via zanytothemax)
gah, I’m actually sorta oddly squicked by this for reasons I can’t explain (maybe cause it’s instructional?) but I love the adoption of picture instructions. I expect this to be posted near the emergency exit of a train. Awesome job tapping into collective conscientiousness.
(via myxself)
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Defloration in the wedding night.
Getting sodomized in the bridal suite on my honeymoon might just be my biggest ever fantasy.
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Why I'm openly bisexualrandom person: Bisexuality is so ridiculous. It's not real. You're just scared or pretending.bisexual person: It's very real. I'm right here.... ...
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“Loneliness does not come from having no people around you, but from being unable to communicate the things that seem important to you.”
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THIS IS ALL I ASK FOR. YOU DONT HAVE TO GIVE THE LADIES MORE ARMOR IF YOU DONT WANT TO BUT THIS IS WHAT I ASK FOR IN RETURN.
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Because I want all of you.
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